No Soliciting!

There is nothing worse than someone ringing your doorbell wanting to sell you something you don’t need or want.  And usually at the most inopportune times, like:

·         Just getting settled onto the porcelain commode, reading material in hand;

·         Having just begun mixing fresh eggs into your family meatloaf recipe by hand;

·         The kids having finally given in, after an hour and a half, to nap time;

·         Your one daytime soap has just come on following yesterday’s cliffhanger;

·         You’ve just turned off the shower tap; or

·         Your spouse came home to surprise you with a “quickie” lunch!

·         (Add your own worst scenarios here.)

For such occasions, I found the perfect sign I want to put in my front yard.  Are you with me?!