Do You Need a New Book?

Do I really need a new book?
     -YES
You must be mistaken?
     -NO
Buy a new book:
     -YES, YES & YES!

Do I have a book addiction?
     -I PLEAD THE FIFTH.
I mean't collection!  Do I have a book collection?
     -WHY YES I DO!  Thank you for asking.

P.S.  This is the conversation taking place in my head today.  Now, where did I put my wallet and car keys?