Kids Say… (Day 4)

Why did your mom marry your dad?

1.       My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world.  And my mom eats a lot.

2.      She got too old to do anything else with him.

3.      My grandma says that mom didn’t have her thinking cap on.

 

Who’s the boss at your house?

1.       Mom doesn’t want to be boss, but she has to because dad’s such a goofball.

2.      Mom.  You can tell by the room inspection.  She sees the stuff under the bed.

3.      I guess  mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.